Bring your mum, your best friend, your sister or even your granny – this is the ultimate girls night out!

The list of different moans from different ethnic races is worth the price of admission alone.
"Once you go black, you don't go back."
It's educational as well - did you know the clitoris is the only organ that serves no purpose other than to give please and contains twice as many nerve endings as the penis?
As Ms. Ensler says,
"Why want a handgun when you can have a semiautomatic?"
this is for the men.
from a 9 year old point of view:
"So what do you think is special about your vagina?"
(in a very cute innocent little girl voice)
"Somewhere deep inside I know it has a really smart brain."
Feeling a little irritated in the airport? Just say, "cunt!" everything changes.
BELLA PIZZA is absolutely the best pizza restaurant i've tried so far! *yummies*
i almost missed the best play of the year because i absentmindedly got the location WRONG.
to think 5 minutes before the show i was smugly asking "What if i got the place wrg huh."
rushed there in a 280. thank god we made it.
BAD BAD BAD karma. i'll SHUT MY MOUTH next time.
oh and just one more little thing
in view of women and girls out there undergoing sexual abuse,
we should show our support for Vday!